A Pirate of Nondescript Naming (piratekaizou) wrote in surrealtwilight,
A Pirate of Nondescript Naming
piratekaizou
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Just screwing around...

Using our 'Agoraphobia' vampire characters, we decide to have some Utena Halloween fun.

><;;;;;;; You need to know nothing of my roleplay, except that Sun is a guy, and is in love with Li Na, who in turn, likes him. Beatrice is a crazed she/man who loves Sun.
Person- costume
Beatrice- ex-Utena/Saionji
Sun- Rose Bride Anthy Himemiya
Li Na- ex-Prince Dios/Utena

This is just a crazed AIM chat with tints of shonen ai (reason why I'm lj-cutting).

You don't have to read it, and I suggest you don't unless you like shonen ai and feel hyper enough to be scared.

Warning- total bizarreness ahead.

MazakouWarLord: *sweatdrop*
PirateSai: >P
PirateSai: Anyway, I drew SUN!
MazakouWarLord: *pat pat*
PirateSai: AGAINNNNNN!!
MazakouWarLord: YAY!
PirateSai: YAYYYYYYYY!
MazakouWarLord: YAY!
MazakouWarLord: YAAAY!
PirateSai: YAAAAAAAAY!
PirateSai: YAAAAAAY!
PirateSai: .......oh right.
PirateSai: http://www.mizukori.com/oekaki/pictures/278.png
PirateSai: =o.o=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
MazakouWarLord: XDDD aawww
MazakouWarLord: who's that?
PirateSai: Sun-sun goes 'maoooooooo'
MazakouWarLord: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
PirateSai: Sun dressed as the Rose Bride from Utena.
PirateSai: XD
MazakouWarLord: xDD
MazakouWarLord: I though tso
PirateSai: http://www.mizukori.com/oekaki/pictures/224.png
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: Then I'll be Utena! *dresses up*
PirateSai: And there's Beatrice as Utena.
PirateSai: ><;;;;;;;
MazakouWarLord: XDD
PirateSai: Beatrice- HAH.
MazakouWarLord: Li Na:....v.v
MazakouWarLord: *feels left out now*
PirateSai: Beatrice- Stupid bishie boy, SUN IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEE.
PirateSai: ........*dresses Li Na up as Prince Dios*
PirateSai: :D
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: 7.7
PirateSai: You look so purty as Prince Dios.
MazakouWarLord: Datteeeerlekaf'dakldjf
PirateSai: And he's like, holier than everyone!
PirateSai: XD
MazakouWarLord: ^- Li Na
MazakouWarLord: Li Na:...that's true...
PirateSai: Despite the fact he turns into Akio.
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: *sweatdrop*
PirateSai: But you are DIOS, not Akio. ><;;;;;;;;
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: if you say so
PirateSai: Sun: Maoooooooo?
MazakouWarLord: datte....Suunnn....x.x
MazakouWarLord: ^- Li Na again
PirateSai: Sun: *fwoofs dress* Nyes?
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: Bleh.
PirateSai: Sun: Do I not look cute?
PirateSai: Sun: maooooooooooooo
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: Insanely.
PirateSai: x.x
PirateSai: Sun: *giggles and flushes*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: Datteee'alkdjf'aldjf'alkjedf
PirateSai: Sun: *coughs* Then what's wronggggg?
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: Nothing. 7.7;
PirateSai: Beatrice: *pats costume*
PirateSai: Sun: WHATWHATWHATWAHTTTTTTTTTTTTT???*threatens to wail*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: I wanned to be Utena
PirateSai: Ahhhhhh, okayyyyyyyyyy
PirateSai: Sun: *steals Beatrice's clothes* *throws them on Li Na*
PirateSai: ^-- Sun
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: *blinK*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: Yay! n.n~~~~~~~~
PirateSai: Beatrice: *hides in bush*
PirateSai: Beatrice: YOU WILL PAYYYYYYYYYY LI NAAAAAAAAA!
MazakouWarLord: Rit: *gives Beatrice barney outfit to wear* n.n~
PirateSai: Beatrice: *comes back out dressed as....... SAIONJI!!!!!!!!!!*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: *sticks tounge out* Sun did it, not me
PirateSai: Beatrice: *kicks Rit*
MazakouWarLord: Rit: *is kicked* x.x
PirateSai: Beatrice: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW!!! THE CUSTOMARY UTENA SCENE!
PirateSai: Sun: x.x crap.
MazakouWarLord: YOU DARE KICK PIRATE JACK-SPARROW-Y- TYPE PERSON?!! *shoots*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: The thing with the sword and the near-kiss? ^.^~
PirateSai: Beatrice: *miraculously dodges* I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUELLLLLLLLLL!!! *sea waves crash behind*
*Colonel Mustard applauds*
Sun: x.x Yeah.
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: Fwee~~ xD

Rit:...YAY! *pulls out six-shooter and sword* Bring it on man-woman!
PirateSai: Beatrice: Not YOU, thing, but -IT-. *points at Li Na*
PirateSai: Sun: x.x
MazakouWarLord: Rit:...v.v poopie...*is a 'thing'*

Li Na:...er...okay? ._.;
PirateSai: Sun: *turns around* *Shojo bubbles*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: Oooh That's right...*forgot Utena's purpous for a moment*
PirateSai: Sun: *clasps arms around Li Na's neck* *CHUUUUUU~~~~*
PirateSai: Beatrice: *pukes in corner*
PirateSai: Sun: *falls back and miraculously sword hilt comes painfully out of glowing light in chest*
MazakouWarLord: *cough* *plays that apocolipse music stuffu*

Li Na: *dips* x3 *enjoying self* *glowy-ness* *pulls out sword thingeh*
PirateSai: Sun: GAHHHHHHHHHH GET IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *whimpers* ;_;
MazakouWarLord: Rit: as fun as this is, I gotta go now *_*; jaaaaaaaaaaaaa
PirateSai: ...D<

MazakouWarLord: Ah, wait, few more seconds *_*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: *gets sword out and be's all utena-like*
PirateSai: Beatrice: *attacks and is all violent Saionji-like*
PirateSai: Sun: *does his best to look drunk on shoujo bubbles* >.o
PirateSai: Beatrice: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~ *thrusts*
MazakouWarLord: Utena-Li Na: *jumps over Beatrice using awsome Utena-like vampire powers then gets into fighting stance thingeh~*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: Fwahahaha
PirateSai: Beatrice: *rose petals just fall off*
MazakouWarLord: Rit: *puts on a CD of Utena fighting music*
PirateSai: Beatrice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes one last final stab*
PirateSai: Sun: *eye twitches* *tugs at dress to save whatever dignity left*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: *about to dodge but figures it would be more dramatic if he got hit so he lets his arm get stabbed* GAR~ *topples dramatically to ground*
PirateSai: Sun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *leaps over ten feet to Li Na* LI NAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! YOU CANNOT DIE ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PirateSai: Beatrice: *in corner, crying at loss*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: ;.; My shoulder hurts~ But---g-go on without me!! *_*
MazakouWarLord: Rit: *cough* *must leave now*
MazakouWarLord: (in a few seconds again >>)
PirateSai: Sun: *cries dramatically*
PirateSai: Sun: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs own arm*
PirateSai: (bai-baiiiiii~~)
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: *sweatdrop* Wha-waht was the point of that?
PirateSai: Sun: I dunno. OW.
PirateSai: Sun: *topples over, DRAMATICALLY, onto Li Na*
MazakouWarLord: Li Na: o.o xD *enjoying this even more now*
PirateSai: Sun: *curses the gods of utena for soap opera like moments*
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